Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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