i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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