weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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