hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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