420 ftw
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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