i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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