So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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