Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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