when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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