This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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