If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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