I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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