and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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