It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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