So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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