I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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