found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize