HIV tests are more positive than that guy
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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