You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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