we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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