how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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