We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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