I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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