we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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