how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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