What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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