Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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