fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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