I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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