i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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