Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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