it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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