chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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