Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Semen is not good for contacts.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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