We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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