I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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