I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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