she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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