white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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