i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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