you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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