I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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