I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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