They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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