I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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