she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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