The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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