haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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