no, he came in my armpit
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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