Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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