Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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