went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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