let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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