We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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