So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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