i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
